Sunday, March 17, 2013

Yogurt For Males : A Assessment

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That's pronounced " Man, Go!"

Which is pronounced " Man, Go!"

Last week on Wait, Wait... Do not Tell Me, we talked about a new yogurt for males, or brogurt, from a firm known as Effective Yogurt. Here's what our panelist, comedian Jessi Klein, had to say about it:

"If male yogurt advertising and marketing is anyplace near as irritating as female yogurt promoting, you are in for a treat. Every female yogurt business is fundamentally like ladies in a wedding dress just petting a kitten and consuming yogurt."

Powerful sent us a crate of the things this week. It arrived as all manly solutions do, carried by a Navy Seal who then punches it into your encounter.

I haven't been this intimidated by a yogurt since that cup of Activia was valedictorian of my high school. Enlarge picture i

I haven't been this intimidated by a yogurt because that cup of Activia was valedictorian of my large school.

I haven't been this intimidated by a yogurt since that cup of Activia was valedictorian of my high school.

I haven't been this intimidated by a yogurt considering that that cup of Activia was valedictorian of my large college.

The initially thing you recognize about the Effective Yogurt container is that it has a 6 pack. Later editions will come with a beer gut and will by no means take their shirt off at the seaside, insisting it is just since they " burn up easily."

Peter: I liked the reality there was no lid. You had to smash it on your forehead to get to it.

Ian: I guess this is rather manly, but not as manly as that Dannon flavor you have to hunt and kill with your bare hands.

Mike: This is great. Like, this is "morning immediately after a night in a Tijuana brothel and I still have each my kidneys" good.

You don't get a body like Robert's without doing your daily yogurt squats. Enlarge image i

You never get a body like Robert's devoid of carrying out your everyday yogurt squats.

You don't get a body like Robert's without doing your daily yogurt squats.

You will not get a physique like Robert's without having executing your everyday yogurt squats.

Brogurt doesn't taste so diverse than typical yogurt. We have been sort of hoping for manly flavors, like "Truck" or "Mixed Berry Martial Arts."

Miles: I could really go for some "Essence of Burt Reynolds."

Mike: I like that yogurt flavor titles do not appear on bill.

Robert: I enjoy the result this is possessing on everybody. Finally, Eva can sing baritone in my barbershop quartet.

Eva: Could do with out this chest hair, even though.

[The verdict: not bad. I am not certain if there is anything in it that truly made me any manlier, but right after consuming it, I did win seven straight Tours de France.]

The amazing thing: Peter's arm was completely hairless before trying this yogurt. Enlarge image i

The remarkable point : Peter's arm was absolutely hairless prior to striving this yogurt.

The amazing thing: Peter's arm was completely hairless before trying this yogurt.

The remarkable factor : Peter's arm was fully hairless before making an attempt this yogurt.

This assessment comes from the people at Sandwich Monday, a satirical feature from the humorists at Wait Wait... Do not Tell Me!


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