Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Sandwich Monday: The Egg Rollie

Ever considering that Neanderthal man very first cooked mammoth eggs more than a fire, we've been searching for newer and far better ways to cook eggs. Finally, the Egg Rollie is right here. Take a 2nd to observe the video above, then recoil in horror, then go through our overview.

Ian: "EGG-cellent!" I appreciate the way it "EGG-scretes" the eggs!

Miles: Say what you will, this is drastically more successful than the time I attempted to make an omelet in my toaster.

Eva: You must see the chicken this came out of.

It emerges. Enlarge image i

It emerges.

It emerges.

It emerges.

It is really remarkable to watch it perform. You drop in a couple eggs, and about seven minutes later, they rise, all on their very own, like an egg snake, obeying the flute of its egg snake charmer.

Ian: It's like a missile silo for Planet War Egg.

Miles: We seriously should've known some thing was up when every recipe in the cookbook began, "Cook eggs in something other than the Rollie."

Robert: Oh, seem what it says on the box: "Winner of the Most Likely To Sustain Its Form By way of Your Entire Digestive Tract Award."

Eva does not like it. Enlarge image i

Eva does not like it.

Eva does not like it.

Eva does not like it.

Robert: It's not the sort of deviled egg I'm utilised to, but at least it genuinely does come from Satan.

In progress. Enlarge picture i

In progress.

In progress.

In progress.

Eva: Now I know what to consume with my tube toast every morning.

Ian: I'm excited to minimize this up with a Ginsu knife, then wash it down with my Ron Popeil juicer, then clean up the mess with my Shamwow, then dry my tears on my Slanket.

Robert tries it. Enlarge image i

Robert tries it.

Robert tries it.

Robert tries it.

Miles: "As Can not Be Unseen on Tv !"

Blythe: Is it Ok that I am employing it as a shake bodyweight ?

[The verdict: pretty disgusting. There is just something about watching what you happen to be about to eat move on its very own that truly knocks the appetite right out of you.]

Sandwich Monday is a satirical feature from the humorists at Wait Wait... Do not Tell Me.


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